The Farmer’s Daughter’s Dog

Get a free handjob with each month’s dog food delivery

What’s with the Creepy Guy on LinkedIn?

He comes out of nowhere, when you least expect it. Your minding your business scrolling…

A Letter from Corporate: Get Back to the Office

Don’t you miss the drive into work every morning?

An Easy Way To Make Money With Money

It works as long as the people don’t do their research

“Let’s get to work!”

After a six-month productivity “deep dive,” Roger Hensley, software designer, determines exactly which efficiency method…

Being a Writer is So Easy, a Dog Can Do It

Writer’s Block, My Furry Ass

HUMOR

Achieve Your Online Dating Goals Now

If you’re not having sex the internet is…

Appliances That Make Mom Life Easy

That’s a joke, but these inventions are not! I love my appliances!

We’re the Tea Set One Should Treasure

What the Hell Are We Doing Out Here on the Curb?

Comedy

I Visited Yellowstone National Park and All I Got Was This Nasty Scald Wound

Missing: My Sense of Purpose

Can you help this man find his joie de vivre?

Male Velociraptors Are Sexist, Past Tweets Indicate

Should we be celebrating these fearsome predators…

Secret of Modern Democracy

A Flash Fiction

A Grilled Dog Between a Bun

Happy and satisfied

Pumping Music

While you are pumping iron — a sarcastic poem

When you find out that your wishes for the future are completely different.