I Can’t Stand Short Stories

My aim is not to offend short story writers — but go away!

Dear Parents: Please Stop Sending Stupid Emails To Teachers

I’m just too damn drunk to respond

Why the Pomodoro Technique Is Stupid and Why I Prefer the Penny Bear Claw Technique

Steroids Invade the World of Chess

How Bobby Baines got pumped up for his competitions

Happy Wife, Happy Life. Or not.

I piss my wife off. A lot. She tells me.

Trump Calls Kentucky Derby Winning Horse Medina Spirit a Junkie

What Do the Queen and MC Hammer Have in Common?

Michelle Obama learned this the hard way

A Demotivated Manager’s Motivated Rant about the Motivational Books

On Cutting My Hair in Lockdown

I can’t put it off any longer.

Nestlé Launches ‘Hard Quik’ Chocolate Milk for Children

The 73-year-old dairy drink gets a major…

The Rabbi and the Transsexual Escort

He had her number — almost

LISTICLES

Envy is the Honey Badger of Emotions

The complete list of everything that’s…

5 Stars for Piece of Burnt Toast with Face of Saint Teresa in it *****

‘A wonderful lesson in…

Out of This World Humor

Get Your Space Junk Now

Reserve your naming rights on a piece…

Release The Karen

Don’t hate Karen — use their evil power for your own selfish needs

The Mother of All Boredom

Keeping entertained while at work can be a mother

I (Literally) Walked Away from the Pandemic

Walking is making a comeback.

Day 4 — Write about something funny

A Mother’s Day Breakfast

A 30-day challenge

HUMOR

First Contact

May I ask who’s calling please

Interview with a Felon

How tough is it for a felon to land a job?

Og the Caveman Finds His Tribe (A Comic)

A Stone Age success story

Never do an even swap when you can rob them blind with far less effort

Teaching by Doing