“Tomorrow is a satire on today.”

Donald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”

Unreality

Starbucks Buys Medium and Turns It Into a Steak House

How do you like your…

Apparently, I’m The Rudest Texter Ever

I had no idea. I’m still not changing a thing.

Losing my soul and learning to smoke

Funky Monkeys, an indoor play place for children, is where parents’ souls go to die. But whilst…

Mothers Pissing off Their Partners

There’s a new trend that’s changing the way one of our most valued…

At 66, my testosterone level is still high. Can I monetize this?

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Nine

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered…