If You Go Down In The Woods Today…

You’ll probably see my wife bathing.

Trump is Selling His Farts in a Jar

And we were wondering what he was thinking about in court each day.

Top Ways You Were Better Off Four Years Ago.

Things Were So Much Simpler Then….

Things King Charles Probably Told His Portrait Artist

Your guess is as good as mine

Humor | Short Fiction | Puns | The Haven

Hey, Piggy — the Pawn Shop Punner Strikes Again

The Day A Cyclist Tore Me a New One

I examined my actions; I knew what I’d do next time.

Horoscopes for the Apocalypse

Astrological predictions for a world torn asunder.

Escape the madness. I bury my head in the sand in my backyard!

Why Working With Kids Can Be Dangerous For Your Health

Not only for you but for others, as well