Why The Hell Are You Not Sending Your Lover Romantic Texts?

What’s wrong with you? Are you dead?

How to Transform Your Home From Squalid to Spectacular Through the Life-Changing Magic of Reality Distortion

The New Tier of Medium Membership

Medium Friends with Benefits™

Top Lessons From Time’s Trump Story

It’s Not Quite “Time Kampf,” But He Warned You. You Just Weren’t…

The Side Effects Of Not Drinking Coffee

Otherwise, you can’t go pooping first thing in the morning

Johnny Depp Gave Me a Black Eye

If we ever meet, we’re having words

I Am Uniquely Qualified To Hold This Senate Seat

Because I’m dead

Utah Jails Superman for Transgender Bathroom Incident

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Seven

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered…

Surviving the City Museum of St. Louis, MO and Other Obstacles

Patriarchy, Patriarchy (Still A Drag)

You know what the problem with patriarchy is?

Non-Fiction

An Argument For Imagination-ships

Jeff Lebowski — fashion icon & role model

Jeff achieves what many streetwear enthusiasts strive for in vain: looking effortlessly…

An Actual Conversation: Between Husband And Wife — Who Happen To Be Writers

Here on Medium…