Boomer Tunes Pop Quiz

Who Could Possibly Forget the Words to “Muskrat Love?” Not You!

Why I’m Resigning From The National Association of Pumpkin Dentistry

Medium Has Now Gone Pay Per View

Paper view may work for the World Origami Championship. But will it work for Medium?

Trick or Treat, Bish

Tips to make Satan’s birthday more fun.

For A God, Dating Is Hell

Finding the right goddess will take a miracle.

My Family Stole the Show at the 1st Annual Fammy Awards

Accolades for outstanding work in the areas of…

I guess he was a creep

and how did he get in my pants?

How Far Will You Go for Fame?

Funky, big haired grandmother, last seen at the corner of Ventura and Winnetka with her nose in a book…

Apparently, a Large Piece of Typeface is Stuck in my Penis

I prefer to keep my health maladies separate from the lines of my weekly humor column, but when a medical professional says your excruciating pain is the result of something “about the size of a period in 12-point font,” I had to…