100 Submissions Seems to be a Good Time to Check Out.

What have I done?

As Ron Burgundy said, “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” Trapped in this web that is Medium. Reading and writing more than I ever have. What is this evil spell I’m under?!

An Open Letter to Kellyanne Conway:

“Why Can’t Republicans Get Past Nov. 3, 2020?”

The Blowjob of Christmas Future

She didn’t know about it, but it was the last blowjob of her life.

Should You Try to Take Your Putative Girlfriend to a Sex Club?

Best Clickbait of 2023

PRESIDENT BIDEN FALLS ASLEEP DURING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

Finding Simple Solutions to Urgent Problems

This skinny bloke of about 70 with a scraggly beard was shouting at me. He was…

Get Ready World…for my “Rizz-fulness”

Forget weight loss. My 2024 New Year’s resolution is to sound um…wait, uh…the word is on the…

Why Are Gender Reveal Videos So Addicting?

Now you know what my ‘for you’ page is all about.