Is It Hard Being An Incredibly Beautiful Woman?

Artificial Intelligence Fails the Sauna Test

We Finns love the sauna soooo much that it’s the foundation of our foreign policy.

I Mastered The Art of Small Talk And Here’s How

“Hey, Baby, You Up For Just Watching Previews on Netflix Tonight?”

Let’s be upfront about how the…

The Iron Dawn

The comms crackled to life, Vanguard's gruff voice slicing through the static. "Horizon Station reporting catastrophic energy…

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Forty-Five

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered…

Post-Holiday Tip…

Discarded Gift Wrap Should Not Be Used As Toilet Paper, Study Finds

Resolutions You Really Should Have Kept in 2009

Don’t worry, I’m sure 2024 will turn things right back…

Flori-duh Goes To The Birds

I Guess Flori-duh Politicos Are Tired of the Mocking

I gave up my fish tail for human legs but Harry Styles still rejected me. Then he stole my look for his new music…

3 Pigs Killed When House of Bricks Blows Down

Pig farmer Brian Bingo of Kansas reported to The Halfwit Herald News that three of his pigs were blown “to Kingdom come” during tornado season in June.