I Went to India and It Wasn’t Funny

I took two Xanax and a Malaria pill and I was unconscious the entire time

Saucy Young British Girls

Or how to get a boy’s attention

Woman Disappointed in Bikini Photos After Only Blocking 37 Men

Smart Sex.

The rise of the sapiosexual and fall of pretty rocks.

The Curse of the Secret Santa Game

Whoever thought this was a fun idea?

MEDIUM’S BOOST

The Boost Hangover

BAD NEWS FROM BETHLEHEM

Christmas this year is cancelled

HUMOR TECHNOLOGY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

Scientists Discover Way to Swap Faces

I Lose At Wham-A-Geddon

You Can Run, But . . . Not This Year.

What I Really Want To Tell My Therapist

I think this is progress

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Twenty-Nine

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered…

George Santos: “America’s fed up”

And we are fed up. With him.