Trump headed for tough times

Has Trump Finally Lost It? Has His Anger Taken Total Control?

The Secret to Keeping the Sex Alive

Break up the routine!

Scientists: How The Illusion Of Self Is Formed

The answer is stinkier than you thought it was!

Announcing Funny Poetry Contest

Happy holiday season my beloved Haven writers and readers. I entered this great poetry contest — the prize is like 2,000 bucks. It seems pretty good. If you have some funny poems, take advantage. This organization has other contests for essays and fiction and stuff, and…

Pre-Workout Supplement Tested on Unstable Asshole Proves to Be Huge Success

Will She Fall in Love With Me Because of My Mother?

She was quite sophisticated, I wanted to impress…

Truth in Satire

Political Couch Potatoes, Rise Up! Now-ish!

A call to action from the…

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-Two

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered…

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Thirty-One

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered…

How to Steal Like You Own The British Museum

Taking cultural appropriation to a whole new level of…

Why Isn’t There July In Christmas?

Some Warm Weather Would Be Nice About Now.

Park Bench

Word count 673

Joe took his newspaper out to read on a fine spring day. As usual he sat on what he thinks of as…

Late night ramblings

It doesn't always have to be Shakespeare