Are You A Good Lover?

Or are you a bad lover? Take the quiz.

My Boyfriend Asked Santa for a Blowjob

I’m so confused

Is Santa A Demon?

If so, what can we do to protect ourselves from him?

The Punk Tribe

You Might Be a Punk and Not Even Know it.

Leaked Memo from Santa Re: Layoffs

TO: All North Pole Team Members

Steve Bannon Says Arm School Children to Stop Bullying

Only Steve can put the ‘bull’ back in bullying

WORLD NEWS

Nobel Committee Awards Peace Prize To Hamas

Putting the ‘peace’ in ‘appease’

Saddle up the horses, buckos…

Trump’s Revenge Plan For Colorado Once He Becomes Dictator

BAN FRUITCAKES

Why I Don’t Hate Christmas

And why I don’t love it either

THE ONION WON’T HIRE ME, SO…

Antifa Denies Accusations of Fascism, Citing Own Name

Going to the Dentist…in Paris

“You’re a regular saliva factory,” my hygienist says to me every time I see her. It’s like a greeting, a…

Justin Timberlake’s Christmas Carol

“I am down, on my knees, I can’t take it anymore!” he begs…

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Forty-Two

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered…

I Want to Live in My Gingerbread House Now

Thanks for the memories, 2023, but it’s time to go!

War On Women

Bill Cosby’s latest show in Gaza is cancelled, not because of war only because of more sexual allegations.

The conflict wouldn’t stop The Coz, but women would stop him.

I’m Not Prepared to Die…Because of Paperwork

When there’s no will, there’s no way.