Caught Catching A Beat

Two Heads, One Heart (Part 2)

I first discovered masturbation at about the same time online pornography was rising to prominence. Mine is the first generation to come of age with such broad and easy access to photos and videos, and it was…

An Open Letter to Kanye West from the Association of French Bakers

Regarding Croissants in “I am a…

Explaining the Hyperloop, in Basic Terms

Elon Musk’s Hyperloop transportation system may seem…

How the Government Finally Ruins 3D Printing 

The video nasties moment finally came for 3D printers when it was discovered…

CHANAKYA tells us the way of life.

15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA TO LIVE A REAL FULFILLING LIFE!!!

How Freestyle Rap Can Make You Better at Life; 6 Things I Learned at a Rap/Tech Startup

Ever wonder what would happen if you put a white girl in Detroit at a freestyle rap startup? Let’s just say you can now refer to me as Randa Tha Rhyma. How freestyling is relevant…

10 Signs You Were a 90s Kid

If you read this list and are like “Wow that’s totally me,” then you were…

A Minor Goodbye

My cat flipped me the middle claw on his way out.

I’m allergic to cats, but my wife and kids really wanted one, so I caved. We took a trip to a nearby animal shelter after a hurricane left many pets ownerless. We entered the cat room. My eyes…

Two Heads, One Heart

First date, first documented erection

A Review of a Lulu Review of Scott Muska, by Scott Muska

A few days ago I woke up to a text message from my friend Emily that read: “HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE ON LULU!”

I assumed this was not a good thing, because cryptic texts in caps lock sent from Emily are almost…