I Replaced The Word ‘Millennials’ With ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ And Now These Headlines Are *Italian Chef Kissing Fingers Gesture*

“the eleven most boring conversations i can’t stop overhearing”

(in which a liberal white male american san francisco bay area resident possessive of the auditory acuity of a baby chihuahua learns to…

Yeah We Removed The Headphone Jack. The Fuck You Going To Do About It?

What I Learned From One Month Of Not Eating Raw Chicken

This sound familiar? You wake up feeling exhausted, with barely any memory of how last night ended. Your wallet is fifty bucks lighter, your house is a mess, and maybe a stranger’s passed out on your couch. You manage to clean up…

Motivational Startup Taglines You Can Print Out And Stick On The Exposed Brick In Your Office.

Dear People Who Write Self-Help Guides & Life Hacks

My Interview Without Louis C.K.

In 2011 I spent almost half a year writing to Louis C.K. requesting an interview. Unfortunately he…

My addiction to Twitter parody accounts.

Exploring one of the greatest pockets of Twitter.

The scene: An afternoon in my open-office workspace. I’m glued to my computer, letting out random bursts of laughter, probably irritating my coworkers.

Why Texting is Better Than Calling

SCENARIO 1: FRIEND
A. PHONE CALL 
Guy 1: Hello?
Guy 2: Hey man. What’s up?
Guy 1: Nothing. Watching…