Guidelines for Slackjaw Submissions

Welcome Writer,

As the #1 destination on Medium for all things humor, and think-pieces on cats, Slackjaw wouldn’t be what it is without you, High Warlock of Funny Ideas. That said, we do accept submissions from humor writers of all…

What Your Number of Pillows Says About You

10–12 pillows: This range indicates that hoarding is in…

A Realistic Guided Meditation

Try not to think of sex. Remember, this is about waves.

I can’t understand my humans.

An Op-Ed from A Cat

Sometimes I just sit and watch them.

How to Talk Like a Man but Still Be Seen as a Woman

A Slackjaw Book Exclusive, from Author Sarah…

Top 5 Holes To Crawl In When You Just Want To Figuratively Die

2018 Depression Olympics (revamped for Winter)

Uh Oh, Trump Just Took His Phone Into The Physical Exam!

I Wore Deodorant I Bought At The Gas Station And Now I’m Rapidly Mutating

I [25,F] Need Relationship Advice About My Boyfriend Thanos [>1000, M]